trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via sorry)

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

(via officialfrenchtoast)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via sorry)

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

(via officialfrenchtoast)

madohomos:

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

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(via sorry)

mypenisusedquickattack:

How I look in the mirror

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How I look in pictures

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(via sorry)

carbonite:

i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else

(via sorry)

yeffyaboyuice:

Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH

[Punts microphone and walks off]

(via officialfrenchtoast)

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via sorry)

baracknobama:

u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication? 

(via sorry)

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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(via sorry)