So, I’m bored, and figured I’ll randomly share stuff I’ve written. All of it’s old, and mainly from earlier in the year. Not like it’ll see much traffic, so the embarrassment factor should be low.
"And as you carried on about your life and your woes, you looked about and saw that no one was close. No one to hear your tales of sorrow and misery, nor those of your happiness and serenity. There was no comfort, no one to hold. You’ve become calm and alert, and realized you were left in the cold. It was in this moment that you felt eternally alone, in the darkest of places with no light to be shone."
Spaghetti for a little friend.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell