carbonite:

i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else

(via sorry)

yeffyaboyuice:

Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH

[Punts microphone and walks off]

(via officialfrenchtoast)

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via sorry)

baracknobama:

u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication? 

(via sorry)

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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(via sorry)

charizard:

nintendocanada:

when you hate someone but they’re still really cute

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me rn

(via thefuuuucomics)

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

(via sorry)

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via look-under-the-bed)

aztec420:

when a girl make u feel some type of way

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(via officialfrenchtoast)